June 2011
Jun 1st
22 notes
Jun 1st
840 notes
May 2011
May 31st
1,618 notes
May 30th
405 notes
May 30th
28 notes
May 30th
14 notes
May 30th
7,346 notes
May 30th
16,189 notes
May 30th
1,224 notes
May 30th
1,383 notes
May 30th
1,624 notes
May 30th
662 notes
May 30th
130 notes
May 30th
1,015 notes
May 30th
339 notes
May 30th
10 notes
May 30th
May 30th
210,071 notes
May 30th
73 notes
May 30th
714 notes
May 30th
3,407 notes
May 30th
7,457 notes
May 30th
632 notes
May 30th
1,959 notes
May 30th
40,403 notes
May 30th
96 notes
May 30th
20,767 notes
May 30th
350 notes
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
May 30th
128,142 notes
May 30th
768 notes
May 30th
12,576 notes
May 30th
1,343 notes
May 30th
41 notes
May 30th
85 notes
May 30th
12 notes
May 30th
243 notes
May 29th
126 notes
It is a great day...
 the Mets are winning, the- …wait. The Mets are winning? THE METS ARE WINNING!!!
May 29th
8 notes
May 29th
5 notes
May 29th
May 29th
4,956 notes
May 29th
2,846 notes
May 28th
5 notes
May 28th
141 notes
May 28th
208 notes
May 28th
3 notes
May 28th
56 notes
May 28th
15,413 notes
May 28th
13,136 notes
May 28th
25 notes